System Booster/System Booster.iso/Screenblankers/SwazBlanker/Blankers/Data/Headlines/Headlines

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\* PHRASE FILE
\* News headlines
\*

%SUBVERSIVE{s}
Assassin{|s}
Infiltrator{|s}
Intelligence Operative{|s}
Saboteur{|s}
Sp{y|ies}

%GAME
Wiz War
Golf
Monopoly

%ACTIVITY{d}
(8){Eating|Ate} \NUMBER \FRUIT/s
Play{ing|ed} \GAME

%SPIRITUAL
Clairvoyant
Spiritual
Telekinetic
Telepathetic
Telepathic

%RELATIVE
Aunt
Brother
Cousin
Daughter
Father
Grandfather
Grandmother
Mother
Nephew
Niece
Sister
Son
Uncle

%WEAPON{a}
\*{\FRUIT|\FRUIT/a}
\FRUIT/&
{|a }Chain Saw
{|a }Feather on a Stick
{|a }Hatchet
{|a }Machete
{|a }Machine Gun
{|a }Meat Cleaver
{|a }Phased Plasma Rifle
{|a }Samurai Sword
{|a }Spoon
{|an }Anti-Tank Weapon
{|an }Axe

%GHOST
Bogie Man
Demon
Evil Spirit
Ghost
Phantom
Poltergeist
Spook

%RELIGION
Atheist
Baptist
Bhuddist
Catholic
Islamic
Methodist
Muslim
Roman Catholic
Taoist

%MONK{s}
Druid{|s}
Monk{|s}
Priest{|s}

%UFO
Apollo Space Module
Flying Saucer
Galactic Space Cruiser
Mother Ship
Space Ship
Space Cruiser
UFO
USS Enterprise
Tardis

%PLANET
Mercury
Venus
The Moon
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Neptune
Uranus
Pluto
Vulcan

%ET{s}
Alien{|s}
Being{|s}
Cyborg{|s}
E.T.{|'s}
Extra-Terrestrial{|s}
Humanoid{|s}
Space Alien{|s}
Space Being{|s}

%DRUG
Acid
Amphetamines
Angel Dust
Cocaine
Coke
Crack
Ecstasy
Heroin
LSD
Quaaludes
Vimto

%FRUIT{as}
{|a |}Banana{||s}
{|a |}Cherr{y|y|ies}
{|a |}Lemon{||s}
{|a |}Lime{||s}
{|a |}Mango{||es}
{|a |}Pear{||s}
{|a |}Plum{||s}
{|a |}Tangerine{||s}
{|a |}Tomato{||es}
{|an |}Apple{||s}
{|an |}Apricot{||s}
{|an |}Orange{||s}

%MADNESS
Crazed
Devoted
Drug-Crazed
Fanatical
Insane
Loony
Manic Depressive
Neurotic
Pathological
Psychopathic
Psychotic
Religious

%FACTION{s}
Environmentalist{|s}
Fascist{|s}
Feminist{|s}
Leftie{|s}
Liberal{|s}
Marxist{|s}
Socialist{|s}
Mac User{|s}

%KILLER{s}
(2)\ANIMAL/&
\MADNESS \ANIMAL/&
\MADNESS \FACTION/&
\MADNESS \FRUIT \FACTION/&

%ANIMAL{s}
Bee{|s}
Clam{|s}
Crocodile{|s}
Dolphin{|s}
Elephant{|s}
Ewok{|s}
Great White Shark{|s}
Gremlin{|s}
Kitten{|s}
Ladybird{|s}
Leopard{|s}
Lion{|s}
Lobster{|s}
Panda{|s}
Shark{|s}
Tiger{|s}
Wasp{|s}
Whale{|s}
Wombat{|s}
Worm{|s}

%IRCNICK
Boodah
Caldi
Cappy
Dense
Cloud9
KicStart
NeilM
Nyx
Oleg
RedWine
Schrade
SkyGuy
Swaz
Tau
Xed
XS

%MCELEB
(5)\IRCNICK
Bill Clinton
Bob Dylan
Burt Reynolds
Dave Haynie
George Bush
George Lucas
Jeremy Beadle
John Major
Michael Douglas
Michael Jackson
Michael Parkinson
Mick Jagger
Norman Lamont
Norman Tebbit
Paul Daniels
Prince
Prince Charles
Richard Nixon
Ronald Reagan
Sylvester Stallone

%FCELEB
Anneka Rice
Kate Bush
Cher
Cyndi Lauper
Dolly Parton
Hillary Clinton
Jane Fonda
Joan Rivers
Kathleen Turner
Linda Ronstadt
Madonna
Margaret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan
Princess Diana
The Queen
Tina Turner

%BABY{s}
Bab{y|ies}
Child{|ren}
Daughter{|s}
Son{|s}

%FDEAD\* female persons long dead
Cleopatra
Joan of Arc
Lady Godiva
Queen Victoria
The Queen of Sheba

%DFCELEB\* dead female 'celebrities'
(4)\FDEAD
Audrey Hepburn
Janis Joplin
Marilyn Monroe

%MDEAD\* male persons long dead
Abraham Lincoln
Atilla the Hun
George Washington
King Henry VIII
Moses

%DMCELEB\* dead male celebs
(3)Elvis
Adolf Hitler
Bing Crosby
Charlie Chaplin
Groucho Marx
Herman Goering
JFK
Jim Morrison
Jimi Hendrix
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Kenneth Williams
Martin Bormann
Sid James
Tony Hancock
\MDEAD

%DCELEB
\DFCELEB
\DMCELEB

%DEAD
\FDEAD
\MDEAD

%EAT{sd}
Devour{|s|ed}
Injure{|s|d}
Kidnap{|s|ped}
Kill{|s|ed}
Maim{|s|ed}
Molest{|s|ed}
Rape{|s|d}
{Eat|Eats|Ate}
T{ake|akes|ook}

%SAY{s}
Claim{|s}
Insist{|s}
Reveal{|s}
Say{|s}

%DOCTOR{s}
Dentist{|s}
Doctor{|s}
Neurologist{|s}
Optician{|s}
Pediatrician{|s}
Physician{|s}
Psychiatrist{|s}
Psychologist{|s}
Veterinarian{|s}

%SCIENTIST{s}
AI Expert{|s}
Brain Boff{|s}
Chemist{|s}
Computer Scientist{|s}
Engineer{|s}
Mathematician{|s}
Meta-physicist{|s}
Pattern Recognition Researcher{|s}
Physicist{|s}
Professor{|s}
Scientist{|s}
Technician{|s}
Whiz Kid{|s}
\DOCTOR/&

%NATIONALITY
Albanian
American
Australian
Aussie
Belgian
Canadian
Chinese
Dutch
French
German
Japanese
Kiwi
Mexican
Polish
Russian
South American
Soviet
Spanish
Swiss
Ukranian

%DISEASE
AIDS
Backache
Cancer
Chicken Pox
Flu
Headache
Herpes
Laryngitis
Leprosy
Malaria
Nosebleed
Tuberculosis
VD

%FICTCHAR
Batman
Bhudda
Bigfoot
Captain Kirk
God
James Bond
Humpty Dumpty
Kermit the Frog
Mary Poppins
Mr Spock
Santa Claus
Snow White
Spiderman
Superman
The Loch Ness Monster
The Tooth Fairy
The Wicked Witch of the West
The Wizard of Oz
Yogi Bear

%KILL{sd}
Assassinate{|s|d}
Kill{|s|ed}
Maim{|s|ed}
Mug{|s|ged}
Murder{|s|ed}
Mutilate{|s|d}
Sho{ot|ots|t}
Slaughter{|s|ed}

%NUMBER
\NUMBER1
(2)\NUMBER2
Twenty-\NUMBER1
Thirty-\NUMBER1
Forty-\NUMBER1
Fifty-\NUMBER1
Sixty-\NUMBER1
Seventy-\NUMBER1
Eighty-\NUMBER1
Ninety-\NUMBER1

%NUMBER1
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine

%NUMBER2
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen

%FOOD{a}
(5)\FRUIT/&
{|a }Bowl of Custard
{|a }Cadbury's Creme Egg
{|a }Strawberry Cornetto
{|a }Tapioca Pudding
{|a }Tin of Baked Beans
{|a }Watermelon

%PROFESSION{s}
Air Traffic Controller{|s}
Bus Conductor{|s}
Football Player{|s}
Game Show Host{|s}
Member{|s} of The \GROUP
Pigeon Fancier{|s}
Politician{|s}
Sheep Farmer{|s}
Student{|s}
Sumo Wrestler{|s}
TV Personalit{y|ies}
\RELIGION \MONK/&

%GROUP
American Autoduel Association
C.I.A.
Discordian Society
Eco-Guerrillas
Evil Geniuses For A Better Tomorrow
F.B.I.
Flat Earthers
Gnomes Of Zurich
I.R.S.
Illuminati
International Cocaine Smugglers
International Communist Conspiracy
Iranian Moderates
KGB
Mafia
Moonies
Nephews Of God
Semiconscious Liberation Army
Servants Of Cthulhu
Society For Creative Anarchism
Society Of Assassins

%PERSON{s}
(3)\PROFESSION/&
Unemployed \PROFESSION/&
Unemployed \SCIENTIST/&
Unemployed \SUBVERSIVE/&
\DOCTOR/&
\ET/&
\KILLER/&
\NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/&
\NATIONALITY \PROFESSION/&
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/&
\NATIONALITY \SUBVERSIVE/&

%AIRCRAFT
747
F-18
Airplane
Airship
Concorde
DC-10
Hang Glider
Hawker Harrier
Helicopter
Helium Balloon
Hot Air Balloon
Jet Fighter

%VEHICLE
Bicycle
Bus
Car
Taxicab
Train
Tram

%TRANSPORT
(7)\VEHICLE
\AIRCRAFT
\UFO

%CELEB
\FCELEB
\MCELEB

%FARAWAYPLACE{a}
(6)\SPACE/&
{|at }the South Pole
{|in }the Fourth Dimension

%SPACE{a}
(8){|on }\PLANET
{|in }the Crab Nebula

%FICTPLACE
Dr. Who's Tardis
Magrathea
Middle Earth
Mordor
Nirvana
Planet Vulcan
The Shire

%PLACE
Auckland
Amsterdam
Austin, Texas
Australia
BBC Television Centre
Bangkok
Beirut
Disneyland
Euro Disney
France
Hollywood
Israel
L.A.
Lisbon
London
Majorca
Manchester
Memphis
Milton Keynes
Monte Carlo
Moscow
Nevada
New York
New Zealand
Orlando, Florida
Outer Space
Paris
Red Square
San Francisco
Stalingrad
The Kremlin
Times Square
Tokyo
Transylvania
\FICTPLACE
\FARAWAYPLACE

%DENIAL
"I was framed by my \RELATIVE!"
"I was in \PLACE at the time!"
"It was \CELEB, not me!"
"It wasn't me!"

%BODYPART
Head
Foot
Nose
Hand
Finger
Ear
Toe
Leg
Arm

%INVOLVED
\! -- \CELEB May Be Involved
\! -- \CELEB Reveals All

%PROOF
(2)\PHOTO
\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer Undeniable Proof

%PHOTO
\! -- Exclusive Pictures Inside
\! -- National Enquirer Photo Exclusive
\! -- Photographic Evidence Offers Proof

%MAIN
"Does \FICTCHAR Exist?" \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer New Evidence
"I Am The Reincarnation of \FDEAD", \SAY/s \FCELEB
"I Am The Reincarnation of \MDEAD", \SAY/s \MCELEB
"I Chopped My \RELATIVE To Death With \WEAPON/a" -- \PERSON
"I Saw \DCELEB Alive and Well in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON
"I \KILL/d My \BABY with a \WEAPON" \SAY/s \FCELEB\PHOTO
"I \KILL/d My \BABY with a \WEAPON" \SAY/s \FCELEB\PHOTO
"I spoke to \DCELEB through \FRUIT/a" \SAY/s \PERSON
"Killer \KILLER/s From \SPACE \EAT/d My \BABY" \SAY/s \CELEB\PHOTO
"\CELEB Is Addicted to \DRUG"\PROOF
"\CELEB Is Really \ET From \SPACE" \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s
"\CELEB Is Really \ET From \SPACE" \SAY/s \CELEB
"\DCELEB Died From \ACTIVITY", \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF
"\ET/s From \SPACE Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \CELEB
"\ET/s From \SPACE Landed In My Garden And \ACTIVITY/d" \SAY/s \CELEB
"\FCELEB is really my mother", \SAY/s \CELEB
"\FCELEB is the Mother Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MCELEB\INVOLVED
"\FICTCHAR \EAT/d My \BABY", \SAY/s \PERSON
"\FICTCHAR is for real".\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s come up with undeniable proof
"\MCELEB is really my father", \SAY/s \CELEB
"\MCELEB is the Father Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MADNESS \PERSON
"\NATIONALITY \SUBVERSIVE/s \KILL/d My Pet \ANIMAL", \SAY/s \CELEB
Amazing \MADNESS \ANIMAL from \PLACE
Eating \FRUIT/s Can Give You \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s
In \MADNESS Rage, \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER, In \PLACE
Jury Acquit Notorious \WEAPON Murderer From \PLACE
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise \GHOST from \CELEB/ 's home in \PLACE
Travelling To \PLACE In A Stolen \AIRCRAFT -- \CELEB Tells All\PHOTO
\CELEB Falls \NUMBER thousand feet out of \AIRCRAFT ... and survives
\CELEB Gets \DISEASE From Eating \FOOD/a
\CELEB is a Secret Member of The \GROUP\PHOTO
\CELEB Renounces All to become a \PROFESSION\PHOTO
\CELEB \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s in Drunken Rampage
\CELEB/ 's \BABY \KILL/d by Pet \ANIMAL\PHOTO
\FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \FCELEB -- Claiming Sex Change
\FCELEB Gives birth to \NUMBER \BABY/s\INVOLVED
\FCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \MCELEB. "He Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a"
\FRUIT/s Have \SPIRITUAL Powers, \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s\PROOF
\MCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \FCELEB. "She Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a"
\MCELEB and \FCELEB Secretly Wed in \PLACE, It's Official\PHOTO
\MCELEB and \FCELEB Seen Together in \PLACE. "Is It Love?"
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Produce \SPIRITUAL \ANIMAL Girl
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s discover lost city of \PLACE
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s resurrect \DCELEB\PROOF
\NUMBER Years For Smuggling \DRUG into \PLACE. \DENIAL, \SAY/s \CELEB
\NUMBER Years For \MADNESS \WEAPON Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says \CELEB
\PERSON Goes Berserk And \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON
\PERSON Sees Face Of \FICTCHAR In \FOOD/a
\PERSON Struck By Lightning -- \NUMBER Times
\PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON, Then Is Acquitted By Jury
\PERSON, stoned on \DRUG, \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s
\PERSON/ 's Bizarre Claim: "\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Planted Mind Control Device In My \BODYPART"
\RELIGION \MONK/s report \UFO Sighting in \PLACE -- "They Came From \SPACE!"\PROOF
\SCIENTIST/s Discover \FCELEB Was Married to \MDEAD in Previous Life
\TRANSPORT Found \FARAWAYPLACE/a\PROOF
\VEHICLE Seen Levitating Over \PLACE\PHOTO

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